Removing Textile From WordPress

I realized that the C code from yesterday wasn’t showing-up properly because of textile, a rapid, inline, tag-based formatting system. The app converted blog code from [“text”: *like* _this_] to [text like this. ] While it’s fun and convenient to use, it’s not always practical. The problem I was having was that in C code, variable names (such as _delay_) were becoming irrevocably italicized, and nothing I did could prevent textile from ignoring code while styling text. The kicker is that I couldn’t disable it easily, because I’ve been writing in this style for over four years! I decided that the time was now to put my mad Python skills to the test and write code to handle the conversion from textile-format to raw HTML.
I accomplished this feat in a number of steps. Yeah, I could have done hours of research to find a “faster way”, but it simply wouldn’t have been as creative. In a nutshell, I backed-up the SQL database using PHPMyAdmin to a single “x.sql” file. I then wrote a pythons script to parse this [massive] file and output “o.sql”, the same data but with all of the textile tags I commonly used replaced by their HTML equivalent. It’s not 100% perfect, but it’s 99.999% perfect. I’ll accept that. The output? You’re viewing it! Here’s the code I used to do it:

## This Python (1.0) script removes *SOME* textile formatting from WordPress
## backups in plain text SQL format (dumped from PHP MyAdmin). Specifically,
## it corrects bold and itallic fonts and corrects links. It should be easy
## to expand if you need to do something else with it.
## Enjoy! --Scott Harden (

infile = 'x.sql' # < < THIS IS THE INPUT FILE NAME!

replacements=   ["r"," "],["n"," n "],["*:","* :"],["_:","_ :"],
                ["n","<br>n"],[">*","> *"],["*< ","* <"],
                [">_","> _"],["_< ","_ <"],
                [" *"," <b>"],["* "," "],[" _"," <i>"],["_ ","</i> "]
                #These are the easy replacements

def fixLinks(line):
    ## replace ["links":URL] with [<a href="URL">links</a>]. ##
    words = line.split(" ")
    for i in range(len(words)):
        word = words[i]
        if '":' in word:
            while (word.count('"')&lt;2):
                word = words[i-upto]+" "+word
            word_orig = word
            word = word.split('":')
            for char in ".),'":
                if word[1][-1]==char: extra=char
            if len(extra)>0: word[1]=word[1][:-1]
            word_new='<a href="%s">%s</a>'%(word[1],word[0])+extra
    return line

def stripTextile(orig):
    ## Handle the replacements and link fixing for each line. ##
    if not orig.count("', '") == 13: return orig #non-normal post
    temp = line.split
    line = line.split("', '",5)[2]
    if len(line)&lt;10:return orig #non-normal post
    origline = line
    line = " "+line
    for replacement in replacements:
        line = line.replace(replacement[0],replacement[1])
    line = orig.replace(origline,line)
    return line

for raw_i in range(len(raw)):
    if raw[raw_i][:11]=="INSERT INTO":
        if "wp_posts" in raw[raw_i]: #if it's a post, handle it!
            print "on post",posts

print "WRITING..."
out = ""
for line in raw:

I certainly held my breath while the thing ran. As I previously mentioned, this thing modified SQL tables. Therefore, when I uploaded the “corrected” versions, I kept breaking the site until I got all the bugs worked out. Here’s an image from earlier today when my site was totally dead (0 blog posts)